One Word Roundup

Where have all those One Word Reviews gone, you may be asking? The dishonest answer is that we lost them in the move. The honest answer is that they made the move but we haven't found the time to look them up. Shame on us. Anyway, we hereby pledge to get the OWR train chugging again next week. In the meantime, we thought it would be fun to take a look back at the 158 OWRs we've already posted. Remember that these ratings out of 100, but are not letter grades. If you're new to this, check out the criteria laid out in advance.

And rather than give them to you in chronological order (because movies are timeless, right?), we've organized them by the rating. Have at it, and leave comments about where you disagree.

Film	Review	Rating
Date Movie	Worthless	16
Failure to Launch	Stupid	19
Batman & Robin	Vomit	20
27 Dresses	Weak	21
Mrs. Henderson Presents	Boobies	22
Shanghai Noon	Inauthentic	26
My Best Friend's Wedding	Foolish	28
Crash	Inane	28
Penelope	Sloppy	34
Party Monster	Draggy	34
The Evil Dead	Flimsy	34
Gladiator	Banal	35
Cars	Vacuous	35
Jesus Camp	Condemny	38
Team America: World Police	Spewey	38
Dogtown and Z-Boys	Self-centered	39
Beer League	Slutty	39
The Break-up	Juvenile	39
Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic	Schtuck	42
Transformers	Blatant	42
Fever Pitch	Whiffy	42
The Devil Wears Prada	Skinny	46
The Simpsons Movie	Gaggy	48
Die Hard With A Vengeance	Ridiculous	48
Me and You and Everyone We Know	Absurd	50
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe	Slippery	52
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby	Slow	52
Clerks II	Chunky	52
Mean Girls	Vapid	53
The Darjeeling Limited	Sour	53
Eight Below	Dorky	53
Water	Low	53
In Good Company	Gimmicky	54
March of the Penguins	Vacant	54
I Am Legend	Haphazard	55
The Squid and the Whale	Conceited	55
Big Fish	Corny	55
Bringing Up Baby	Batty	57
Once Upon a Time in Mexico	Stuffed	57
Nashville	Tedius	59
American Hardcore	Nostalgic	60
Cloverfield	Blaring	61
Millions	Squawky	61
School of Rock	Aggressive-passive	61
Hot Fuzz	Punchy	62
Ocean's Thirteen	Winky	62
Click	Cute	62
The Aviator	Fluttered	63
The Kite Runner	Plotty	63
The Host	Scattered	63
The Proposition	Tough	63
Death Proof	Self-parodic	64
The Savages	Shouty	64
Garden State	Harebrained	64
North Country	Heavy	64
Babel	Rambled	64
Gone Baby Gone	Episodic	65
Hero	Vibrant	65
Mr. and Mrs. Smith	Jolly	65
Napolean Dynamite	Lucky	65
Idiocracy	Jocose	65
Repo Man	Pointy	66
Marathon Man	Muddy	66
The Prestige	Ostentatious	66
Ocean's Eleven	Smooth	67
Michael Clayton	Limpid	68
Million Dollar Baby	Dubious	68
Hard Eight	Soulled	70
Blood Diamond	Schemey	70
Pan's Labyrinth	Stormy	70
The King of Kong: A Fistfull of Quarters	Square	71
Super Size Me	Blithe	71
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari	Oblique	71
Thief	Lonely	72
No End In Sight	Damning	72
Syriana	Recondite	72
Misery	Maniacal	73
Superbad	Rambunctious	73
Juno	Inconsistent	73
300	Red-blooded	73
Lord of War	Ambitious	73
Long Day's Journey Into Night	Dark	73
The Assassination of Jesse James	Deliberate	74
A History of Violence	Indecisive	74
Sicko	Illuminating	74
Bonnie and Clyde	Gutsy	74
Capote	Intimate	74
Broken Flowers	Circumspect	74
Oldboy	Alive	74
Half Nelson	Lonesome	74
The Illusionist	Extravagant	75
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly	Unabridged	75
V for Vendetta	Amplified	76
Brick	Loaded	76
Deathtrap	Sly	76
United 93	Taut	76
Thank You For Smoking	Slick	76
Standing in the Shadows of Motown	Fond	77
Everyone Says I Love You	Adorable	77
Eastern Promises	Pinpoint	77
The Fountain	Challenging	77
Match Point	Crafty	77
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia	Explosive	77
Three Kings	Shrewd	78
Black Snake Moan	Robust	78
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Self-indulgent	78
Casino Royale	Manic-depressive	78
Good Night, and Good Luck.	Lucid	79
Being There	Fragrant	79
An Inconvenient Truth	Cogent	79
In Bruges	Patient	80
Lost In America	Jaunty	80
Knocked Up	Jocund	81
Sanjuro	Playful	81
Murderball	Muscular	81
Grizzly Man	Obsessive	81
The Queen	Deft	81
Away From Her	Dour	82
49 Up	Merited	82
Static	Spooky	82
The Warriors	Digable	82
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead	Overwrought	83
The Barbarian Invasions	Remissive	83
Little Miss Sunshine	Winning	83
The Dark Knight	Sensational	84
The Killing Fields	Demanding	84
No Country for Old Men	Muted	84
In the Heat of the Night	Striking	84
For A Few Dollars More	Sudden	84
Sin City	Colorful	84
Adaptation.	Clever	84
The 40 Year Old Virgin	Eruptive	84
Touching the Void	Gripping	84
The Departed	Tensey	84
Collateral	Sleek	86
Miller's Crossing	Smart	86
I Know I'm Not Alone	Welcome	86
Amelie	Darling	86
Zodiac	Meticulous	87
Once Upon a Time in America	Rich	87
Cinema Paradiso	Bellissimo	87
O Brother, Were Art Thou?	Bonafide	87
The Fog of War	Potent	88
Children of Men	Captivating	88
Casablanca	Proud	89
Borat: Cultural Learnings…	Outrageous	89
Smiles of a Summer Night	Sparkling	89
Ratatouille	Delectable	90
Running on Empty	Honest	90
American Splendor	Exceptional	90
Fight Club	Provoking	91
Rushmore	Sincere	92
There Will Be Blood	Ruthless	93
Hoop Dreams	Phenomenal	94
Network	Profound	96
Pulp Fiction	Respectful	99
Dr. Strangelove	Marvelous	99
Chinatown	Wistful	100