Wednesday, July 11, 2007

First Blush: Smashing Pumpkins - Zeitgeist

And so “they’re” back. The man everyone loves to hate, Billy Corgan, has reformed Smashing Pumpkins and released a new album. Of course, by reformed he means that he and Jimmy Chamberlin recorded a bunch of new songs and he hired some musicians to tour with them. Truth be told, I’m probably one of Corgans’ staunchest defenders simply because the man has a lot to do with why I’m a music fan to begin with. I’ve never had a deeper personal connection to an album than the one I had with Siamese Dream. For the impact that album and subsequent concerts had on my young life, I am forever grateful to Corgan. While he has certainly earned everyone’s scorn thanks to his out of control ego, I find him compelling nonetheless. And since this is the first Smashing Pumpkins album in seven years, you know we’re going to give it the First Blush treatment. Here we go!

Track 1 – Doomsday Clock
0:03 – Jimmy Chamberlin kicks off the album. A wise choice (he had been gradually mixed out of the band over the years, and the only way this possibly works is if he’s featured).
0:10 – This is heavy as hell.
0:47 – Harmonized “aaaahhhhhh” behind his vocals on overdubs. Not sure if I dig that.
1:18 – “This doomsday clock, ticking in my heart (not broken).” Billy’s in peril all over again.
2:05 – This track, despite Jimmy kicking ass on it, is really straightforward. It sounds like Filter circa 1994. Or maybe Stabbing Westward. With a little Nudeswirl thrown in? Eh – look ‘em up. Decent band.
3:10 – “You should want it aaaaallllll!” It’s a catchy ending, but I definitely can’t consider this song the least bit artsy.

Track 2 – 7 Shades of Black
0:07 – This may be heavier than the last one. It’s definitely faster.
0:25 – But again, a straight-ahead rocker.
0:57 – Ohh, a Pantera-esque break in the action.
1:55 – Nothing much has changed in this song aside from the above break.
2:09 – Megadeth guitar solo! A brief one.
2:38 – Again, we’re just rolling here. So far, I’m impressed with how heavy everything sounds. Usually when bands “reunite” it’s a flaccid affair. Corgan is clearly trying to avoid that. But I am getting concerned about the album just being hair metal at this point.

Track 3 – Bleeding the Orchid
0:03 – And this song title doesn’t fill me with optimism!
1:15 – A lot more of that “aaaaeeehhh” going on here.
1:34 – Jerry Cantrell guitar solo. I’d like to hear a Billy Corgan guitar solo. Whenever you’re ready, Billy.
2:09 – I’m not sure how many guitars are overdubbed on this track, but the sound is thick as hell. The vocals are somewhat terrible, though.
3:15 – This track is what it would sound like if you took the worst elements of Soundgarden and merged them with the worst elements of Alice in Chains. Now, I consider both of those bands to be strong outfits, but, yeah.
3:50 – Very brief Billy Corgan guitar solo!

Track 4 – That’s the Way (My Love Is)
0:10 – My greatest fears are allayed. This is not a Marvin Gaye cover.
0:34 – “They’ll say that nothing matters. Not even your will to survive. Of course I love you, baby, ‘cause I’m alive.” Not sure what to make of that.
1:16 – This chorus is sappy at best. Think really boring Zwan song.
2:29 – A technically good, but musically bad guitar solo. Corgan’s solos used to be brilliant because they always took the song to a different level, or put a different spin on it while staying within the overall theme of the track. But these are not creating excellence. They’re just riffs that follow the track.

Track 5 – Tarantula
0:03 – I have to admit that when I heard this single, I got excited for the album. Mainly the fact that Chamberlin’s drums are friggin’ awesome, and they haven’t mixed him down at all.
0:42 – Technically, this song isn’t a first blush since I’ve heard it many times already. It’s catchy. A great first single, even if tons of people can’t spell the word tarantula.
1:34 – This guitar solo is better, but it’s still not giving me what I want.
2:50 – Much better now. Riff away, Billy. That’s what we’ve been waiting seven years for.
3:22 – “Can’t stand the blazing sun. Can’t stand the morning rain.” Now is when this song really kicks ass. Great single.

Track 6 – Starz
0:03 – To my knowledge, this is the first song we’ve ever First Blushed that’s named after a premium cable channel. Doesn’t fill me with high expectations for its quality.
0:29 – “We. Are. Starz. We are!” OK. Does that mean all of us? Or just you and Jimmy?
1:37 – Jimmy Chamberlin just made the best fill I’ve heard in ten years. And it was on some little, unimportant part of the song. His presence raises everything three notches.
3:12 – Jimmy’s great here, but the song is just another straight-ahead rocker. I know I keep saying that, but I expect more from this band.

Track 7 – United States
0:04 – and this is the ten-minute track, so maybe we’ll get more here.
0:30 – Woah. This first guitar riff sounds almost identical to Ironman. Not a bad thing!
0:48 – I haven’t discussed the art yet. There’s clearly a statement being made about the media and what people focus on. Paris Hilton is featured prominently as is the president as the grim reaper, a bodybuilder, a Spartan with a machine gun, and it’s all apparently on television.
1:24 – I am digging this guitar here. Heavy as can be without being loud.
3:45 – We’re still building. The riffs and drums are quick, but not pounding on us yet. It must be coming.
4:45 – Still waiting. It must be coming.
6:01 – Things have broken down – there’s just a little Neil Young’s Dead Man soundtrack echoey guitar with Jimmy tapping away.
6:36 – There we go! Pow.
7:05 –This one will definitely be played live as it’s the only track we’ve heard so far that seems at all fun. “Fight. I wanna fight. I wanna fight. Revolution!”
8:33 – “Prying open my third eye!” OK, he didn’t really say that, but he might have. The whole end of this song sounds like Tool, right down to that Third Eye riff. But I’m OK with that. Better than sounding like Extreme!
9:44 – I do feel like this song could have been easily done in six minutes. There was a ton of filler.

Track 8 – Neverlost
0:51 – This is the quietest song on the album thus far. Billy’s doing his “trying to sound sweet” thing. It’s going OK.
1:24 – Also in the liner notes… “performed artfully by: Jimmy Chamberlin: Drums / Billy Corgan: All the Rest.” See, that’s why people don’t like you, Billy. I s’pose you don’t care.
2:27 – Not a lot of action on this one thus far.
3:26 – There are strings, but they’re on a synthesizer. Is that so Billy could still say he was “all the rest” in the liner notes? This would sound so much better if they hired some real strings.

Track 9 – Death From Above
0:01 – I bought the special Best Buy edition that Pitchfork was so angry about. This is the bonus track. I was shocked that they would insert it into the middle of the album. That seems like an odd move for a band that generally considers itself artistic.
0:26 – So far this is like getting free fat on your steak.
1:30 – “Sure it comes, death from above.” This is sung very nonchalantly. It clearly doesn’t matter to Billy.
3:08 – “Yes, Lord, I’m sinkin’.” I can’t recall a previous God reference in a SP song. Seems out of character for Corgan. Like he doesn’t mean it.
3:55 – Seriously, if you buy this album somewhere else, you’re not missing all that much. This was a B-side waiting to happen.

Track 10 – Bring the Light
0:36 – It’s pop-metal. Another straight-ahead rocker. Just a bit cheerier than the previous songs.
1:56 – I’m just of waiting for something to happen here.
2:11 – Overdubbed solos reminiscent of more late 80s metal. But they’re good.

Track 11 – (Come On) Let’s Go!
0:02 – More fears allayed. It’s not a Shout Out Louds cover.
0:22 – Guitar sounds very similar to Mellon Collie’s Zero, but the song is not as heavy.
1:37 – Some cooler stuff here. This song has some potential. Man, I haven’t made many comments along those lines today, have I?
2:26 – “Lord save me!” There it is again. Interesting.
2:51 – Again, even though I am liking this track better, it’s nothing unique or overly special. This whole album, they seem to be relying on musicianship rather than songwriting craft.

Track 12 – For God and Country
0:32 – Well, there’s some new stuff going on here at least. Some Oriental sounding string instruments.
1:21 – So maybe the big problem here is that Corgan is framing so much of this about the state of our country and what’s taking place. That’s all very hard to ignore, to be sure. But his best songs were always just about himself. He’s an egomaniac, but that’s how he reached such heights in his music before. I wonder if he is trying to shed that image by tackling other people’s problems for once. Obviously, it will take more listens to figure that out, but this song about “God and country” where he asks people to “lay down your arms to me” seem to have very little to do with his inner being.
3:47 – Again, this track is a bit different from the others, and that’s a good thing. The album needed more variety. That was always a strong feature for Corgan’s talents.

Track 13 – Pomp and Circumstances
0:02 – Pink Floyd-esque vocal overdubs: “Lalalalalah-lah-lah-la.”
1:22 - “What was once new, now gone. What was once praised now wrong.” This could be about America, or it could be about The Smashing Pumpkins. Interpret as you will.
2:24 – I like this last track. Spacey and echoey and perhaps a bit too saccharine, but it’s something new at least.
3:06 – “I’m cold, worn out, and shamed.” An attempt at humility here? Is he speaking for our nation or himself? Again, interpret as you will.

Sooooo, what do we think? I’m not sure what I was expecting. The aggressiveness and mix of Tarantula got me kind of excited, but I was unsure of what the entire album would be. Unfortunately, it’s clearly not very diverse. Every track is roughly 4 minutes long, and they’re all kind of the same. The guitars are very layered, so perhaps there’s more going on that will grow on me, but I can’t see myself slogging through this album over and over again. I will admit, in an era when Kelly Clarkson is considered “rock”, there are certainly some refreshing aspects about this release, particularly the way they brought Jimmy’s drums more to the front of the mix. But I wonder if they even had a chance to work through these songs before making the album. Usually bands can try things out in front of audiences first. Since their first show was about a month ago, I assume the album was already cut. Clearly, there’s a ton of cash to be made by these guys, but I don’t think that’s what they’re about here. They have plenty of dough to last a lifetime. Corgan definitely tried to really rock it out here. Clearly, Corgan is a fantastic guitarist, and Chamberlin one of the finest drummers in rock history. It’s hard not to at least pay attention. I hope this album grows on me, but I’m not very hopeful. Right now, I’m real glad I never got that Smashing Pumpkins tattoo…

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Unyielding Commissioning Runs All Over Town

Absolutely everything out today. OK, maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but chances are if you like any music at all, you’ve had this day circled on your calendar. Heck, even if you’re into Nickelback, you can get a new release. You also ignore Kyle’s advice at your own peril. But if that is your interest, it won't bother us in the slightest. Because we have a plethora of new albums from bands in which we here at Fighting the Youth are greatly interested. Let’s start with the white, bald elephant in the room. By now you’ve likely heard the Pitchfork-fueled ire over the fact that the Smashing Pumpkins are giving away free bonus tracks when you buy Zeitgeist at particular stores. We’ve already covered this here – in sum, Pitchfork should chill on this one. Judging by the first single, the Interpol’s new album, Our Love to Admire, sounds much like the old Interpol. But does anyone really think that’s a bad thing? The video is rather sweet and while I’m hoping for some new ground here, but their first two releases sound so good, I certainly won’t complain if they have a couple of tunes on par with Evil and Obstacle 1. Also coming out today: Bad Religion (I am not excited for this one, sadly), St. Vincent, Spoon, They Might Be Giants, Nick Drake (yes, he’s been dead for 33 years – they found some new stuff), Reel Big Fish, The Robinson Brothers (Black Crowes acoustic), M. Ward (actually his first album reissued). Pleeeenty for you to choose from. So come, on keep America rolling and buy a CD today. CD’s are great! Here, I helped you out. The chart below shows what four popular music retailers are charging for each of these releases. Now Pitchfork will be mad at me because I'm clearly out to get the independent retailers... Incidentally, the only price I saw for Nickelback was 18.99. I suppose their core fans don’t mind paying full price. Anyway, I'm at least picking up the first two. I suppose it doesn't matter where, though.

BandAlbumBest BuyCircuit CityTargetAmazon.com
Smashing PumpkinsZeitgeist9.999.999.999.99
InterpolOur Love to Admire9.999.999.999.99
Bad ReligionNew Maps of Hell12.9912.9911.9912.99
St. VincentMarry Me13.9912.9914.9814.98
They Might Be GiantsThe Else12.9912.9912.9914.99
SpoonGa Ga Ga Ga Ga9.9912.9910.9910.99
Nick DrakeFamily Tree14.9912.9912.9912.99
Reel Big FishMonkeys for Nothin' and the Chimps for Free13.9912.9912.9712.97
Chris and Rich RobinsonBrothers of a Feather12.9912.9911.9711.97
M. WardDuet for Guitars 211.9911.9912.9812.98


Funny thing about weekends when you’re unemployed. They don’t mean quite so much. ‘Cept you get to hang out with your workin’ friends. The Pitchfork Music Festival begins Friday night, and while I won’t be in attendance then, I am totally geeked for the following two days. The current forecast says high 70s, low 80s which is worlds better than last year’s high 90s, low 100s. Current plan of attack:

Saturday
1:00 Twilight Sad
1:30 Califone
2:00 Voxtrot
3:00 Grizzly Bear
4:00 Battles
5:15 Professor Murder
6:15 Oxford Collapse
7:15 Dan Deacon
8:30 Girl Talk

So pretty much hanging out in the Balance Stage tent after 5:00

Sunday
1:00 Deerhunter
1:30 The Ponys
2:00 Menomena
3:00 ???
4:00 The Sea and Cake (?)
5:15 The Cool Kids (?)
6:00-8:30 ???
8:30 Klaxons
9:?? De La Soul

So clearly I still need to sort some Sunday things out. Saturday appears to be the stronger day, so I’m going all out then. If I need to nap on the baseball diamond Sunday, so be it. Any suggestions about Sunday's lineup? Please advise!

Here there be tygers!

Monday, July 9, 2007

OWR: Eight Below



53: Dorky

A Single Lament

There are few things I find myself regretting in life. I tend to be the kind of person who looks to the future with a positive outlook. I can recall my mistakes, but as long as I learn from them, I am not upset by them. But as a music fan, I have one major regret. I never saw Archers of Loaf live.

I spent most of the Archers’ career away at college. I was in Michigan; it’s not like I was on Fiji or anything, but for some reason, their albums kind of passed me by. I played them occasionally on my radio show, so I’m sure I thought well of them. But they never gained serious traction with me. It could have been that college life was far too rosy to get into a band putting so much personal angst into their music. It was a time when I first learned the power of music outside of loud rock and I immediately embraced soulful acts like Parliament Funkadelic, James Brown, and Stevie Wonder and saw all of them live. I interviewed Richard Buckner on the air, then gave his discs a spin and discovered that country music isn’t limited to Travis Tritt and his ilk. My roommate turned me on to the blues and rightfully demanded that I embrace Fishbone, even though they kept evading us (which is a story for another day). So maybe that was enough new music to keep me busy.

Flash forward to the summer of 1999. A trying breakup occurring in proximity of my birthday is coupled with the fact that my esteemed brother is short on funds. This confluence of events leads to him giving me his copy of Icky Mettle as a gift. It is immediately evident to me that no album ever made has done as fine a job summing up a broken relationship. Lines like, “I’ve been so down lately, I’ve been so low lately, nothing seems to work out for you and me,” may come off as banal when written here, but when Eric Bachmann sung them back in 1994, he conveyed so much more than just the words themselves. It was the first time in years I really connected with a new album.

I proceeded to go through the band’s catalogue chronologically and was consistently impressed with each subsequent release. Few bands can claim as strong a second album as Vee Vee. They built on what they had already accomplished and explored new territory, but were able to maintain the hooks and songwriting that made Icky Mettle so rich. Two more studio albums followed, again breaking new ground and eventually pointing the directions for Bachmann’s new outfit, Crooked Fingers. By the time I had caught up, the band was finished.

I’ve been fortunate enough to see Crooked Fingers many times, and Bachmann playing solo twice in one night. As I said in that review, live and in person, his voice is more expressive and meaningful. While his later work is more peaceful, Archers of Loaf was a band that came at you with an axe to grind. Delivery often came through gnashed teeth. But at the same time, all of their songs carried a personal, intense perspective. And while I claim a connection to that music, the understanding and meaning is on my end. I believe in their work, yet the lyrics are often cryptic. The songs all make a point, but they never can totally win you over to their point of view because you don’t know exactly what they’re trying to tell you. However, a shared experience of those same songs would easily change everything. This is music that deserves to be seen live and in person. That’s something I was never able to do. There is an excellent live album, recorded over their last two shows and aptly titled “Seconds Before the Accident.” And while it is fantastic in its own right, it still does not quell my desire to witness an Archers performance.

Perhaps the members of the band will read this. It’s on the internet, after all. If they do, maybe they’ll understand that it’s high time for a reunion tour. I know scads of other fans who feel the same as I do. Yes, one could argue “they only had four albums, it’s not like they’re the Beatles – get over it.” But few bands have as strong a four-album repertoire. They could play three concerts worth of material and anyone who saw just one of those shows would come away satisfied.

So I sit here, hoping for an outcome I know to be unlikely. I’ll continue to attend any Bachmann-related show that comes through town, but I’ll never be quite satisfied, knowing what I’ve missed.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Top Five Songs for Your Last Day of Work After Ten Years on the Same Job Because You Think You Have What It Takes to Write a Book

We'll have to see how it all grabs me as the day wears on. Here's my best guess as to what songs are most apropos today. You know me - it's always more about the music than the lyrics. Somehow all of these seemed to fit.

Where Is My Mind? - Pixies
San Francisco - Alkaline Trio
Anne Arbour - The Get Up Kids
Spanish Castle Magic - Jimi Hendrix
If That's How It's Gotta Be - J Mascis + The Fog

If you have other suggestions, then by all means, leave a comment!

It's been a darn good run. Today is certainly a bizarre one...

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Thursday Youtube

Another busy day means we rely on Youtube for content:


Wednesday, July 4, 2007

OWR: Die Hard With A Vengeance




48: Ridiculous

Monday, July 2, 2007

OWR: I Know I'm Not Alone




86: Welcome

Unyielding Commissioning Digs Anybrow Comedy

Rat farts! Apparently Ratatouille is like really freaking good. Folks all over the interwebs are raving about the little guy. And it's no surprise. Patton Oswalt always delivers. I generally wait for video on these Pixar movies, but it's got a freaking 9.0 on the IMDb. Plus, my good friend and highly sensible critic Madison gave it very high marks. Perhaps I'll have to hit a multiplex. Incidentally, Transformers is also being reviewed well, so perhaps I was too quick to condemn it. Even Ebert gave it a thumbs up. I would think that this one has to be seen in the theater to get its full impact. Maybe I have to get over my Michael Bay disdain...

Any last requests, Mr. Carew? The Copacabana is closing (hat tip: BV). It's not all that notable, I suppose, but I had a radio show in college and a dude would call up every single week requesting Copacabana by Barry Manilow. We would have been willing to play it, but it was nowhere to be found. Eventually (and I mean after like three months), he stopped calling. But one day, my partner was digging through the "Good Life" section, and he stumbled across the record. We played it on the off chance that he was still listenting. The dude called in all excited, "Oh my God. Thank you so much! This is great!!!" I still can't figure out why he called during the song that he was so intent on hearing. Maybe it actually was Barry Manilow? That's my Copacabana story.

Toga! Toga! Toga! New Smashing Pumpkins video is below. You can also go to Spinner.com and listen the whole durned album if you want. I'm waiting until the CD comes out to give it my full attention.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Schwarzenegger Sunday: Roundup, Part II

Thursday we reviewed all of the criteria we had in place and declared which of Arnold’s films best exemplified each of those aspects. Today we’re going into a little more depth and getting (slightly) more analytical.

Firstly, we must address the criteria chosen. They were laid out ahead of time, based mainly on my recollection of the films I’d actually seen. As mentioned Thursday, there were a few things I did not realize would be recurring themes, but beyond that, I think we had all the bases covered. Aside from Franco Columbu, each category appeared in at least five of the eleven films. The average category showed up in 7.6 of the eleven movies. I’d say that’s pretty good. If you’ve been following along over the weeks and months, you have seen just how prescient the employment of these categories has been.

But let’s get to why you’re really here. Which of his movies is the most “Schwarzeneggery”? Even though Kindergarten Cop did not make our list, we have the major players in Arnold’s oeuvre. Unless you really think Batman and Robin or Junior belongs up there. In that case, you’ll have to wait until 2008. It would be good to see if even those lesser movies still follow the Schwarzenegger plan. We had nineteen categories of analysis (not including “Director” as that category was noted but not scored). Often times, we had to declare certain categories not/applicable for a given film. In fact, none of the films featured all of our aspects. But some came very close. Total Recall, Conan the Barbarian, and The Running Man all covered sixteen of the nineteen areas. But having many of our issues covered is only one half of the equation. By rating the virtues on a 1-10 basis, we have more information at our disposal. Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that the most Schwarzeneggery movie of all time is Conan the Barbarian. It had the highest average (8.1) across the criteria it covered and was one of the movies that covered the most categories. Total Recall (7.7) came extremely close to taking the title both in terms of average and total points. See the attached chart and peruse at your leisure.

CategoryCtBTRT2PIComPrdT1TRMTwinTLRD
Quality of Arnold Lines75978376742
Plethora of Arnold Lines23939429337
I'll Be Backnana7na9na1096nana
Smarmy Villain10109na45na9763
Rough and Tumble Henchman1010nana57na95na9
Diminutive Sidekick7na1087nanana105na
Really Hot Rejected Love Interest910nanana6nanana74
Not Nearly Hot Enough Love Interest77nana6nana2na84
Arnold Yelling910nanana9na59na3
Poignant Curse Word672na7109746na
Arnold Crazyface109458828977
Superfluous Explosionsna510na109583103
Franco Columbu8nana10nana85nanana
Sven-Ole Thorsen103nanana9na104na8
Shirtless Arnold104810978na10na8
Severly Brutal Killing of Henchman810nana78na73na1
Even More Severely Brutal Killing of Villain9103na43na2na53
Plausibly Implausible Plot7109na79107832
Ambiguous Endingna109nanana87na2na
Average Score8.067.697.427.177.146.936.906.886.295.504.57
Number of Categories161612614141016141214
Total Points12912389431009769110886664
CtB = Conan the Barbarian
TR = Total Recall
T2 = Terminator 2: Judgment Day
PI = Pumping Iron
Com = Commando
Prd = Predator
T1 = The Terminator
TRM = The Running Man
Twn = Twins
TL = True Lies
RD = Raw Deal

Critical Questions

How tall is Arnold?
One of the theories behind the Diminutive Sidekick was that Arnold was consistently placing smaller costars in movies to make himself appear taller. At the outset of this experiment, I shared anecdotal evidence and other theories about his listed 6’2” height being exaggerated. After going through all of these films, I now believe that such claims are unfounded and he is certainly at least six feet tall – probably exactly the stated 6’2”. What’s interesting is that there have been a fair amount of people scouring the internet for this information (I know this because it keeps showing up in google searches that bring people here). I have to think that most of them are also skeptical (I often see things like “real height” in the searches), plus it’s there on his IMDb profile as well as various other official sources. I know that movie magic is easy to come by to alter perceived heights, but after examining these films, the 6’2” seems legit.

Does more Schwarzeneggery mean it’s a better film?
The short answer is, it depends who you ask. My answer would be “most definitely”. If you read my review, you know that I believe Conan the Barbarian is a superb film which deserves more credit than it gets. Our other top scoring films, Total Recall and Terminator 2, are also great. However, using the IMDb ratings to judge, things will look a bit different. Arnold’s highest IMDb rating is for Terminator 2 with a 7.3. But True Lies is right behind it with a 7.1. Running correlations between the IMDb rating and our data, you get:
MeasureCorrelation
Average0.551
Total Points0.060
Number of Categories-0.292

So we see a 55% positive correlation between the average of the criteria, but when we look at total points, we find no significant relationship. And looking at the number of categories covered, there is actually an inverse relationship. So this would tell us that it’s what you do with those categories that is more important than how many you hit. Note that I am somewhat appalled by Conan’s paltry 6.6 IMDb score. Clearly sample size is an issue here as well. Because Raw Deal covered a lot of categories, but covered them badly, it is likely pulling our correlation numbers down. Once we have more films in the data, we can recalculate the numbers.

Which category is your favorite?
You’d think it would be the Arnold Crazyface as that is the most popular one for people reading these reviews. But the one that gives me the biggest kick is Arnold Yelling. It enhances the hell out of Total Recall, and the scream he emits when learning to drive in Twins is one of the highlights of his movie career. But I certainly understand the love for the Crazyface. I know that Detective John Kimball will provide a stunning one if we ever have time to get to him.

What else have we learned?--Commando is way better than I remembered.
--The Running Man is way worse.
--Raw Deal should be watched for only one reason – to laugh at Arnold’s hilarious accent (“Did yeu evah quit in fruhnt uv Blaiuh?”). OK, maybe two reasons. That Casablanca scene is hysterical.
--Twins holds up despite the horrendous clothing everyone wears throughout it.
--In the right role, Tom Arnold can save a movie.
--Schwarzenegger is at his best and more in his element when he is able to show his cheeky side.

Finally, I think it’s important to note that he is truly the “Arnold”. When you hear someone say “Arnold”, it is clear who they’re talking about. Perhaps in the 70s, that would have meant Pat Morita. And certainly in the mid-80s, it was Gary Coleman. But ever since Terminator 2, there is no mistaking that single moniker. People can call him The Governator or whatever other nickname they want to use, but that first name is now exclusively his.

I leave you with one of the best scenes from the movie that wears the Scwharzenegger Sunday crown. We’ll have one more Schwarzenegger Sunday this summer, but it will be a bit different. You’ll see what I mean when we get there.



Thanks to everyone for reading these. They’ve been a lot of fun. Of course, keep reading the blog for other music and filmic insights, analysis and sarcasm.

All the Schwarzenegger Sundays:
Predator
The Terminator
Raw Deal
The Running Man
True Lies
Twins
Pumping Iron
Commando
Conan The Barbarian
Total Recall
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Last Action Hero
Roundup, Part I
The George W. Bush Administration